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The story of how Mia Callista (the now-legendary “Busty Girl Who Works At The Hamburger Joint”) was discovered is both heartwarming and junk-hardening. For months, SCORE staffers ate once a week at this bastion of buns and beef, fantasizing but never actually knowing what Mia’s body really looked like under her god-awful uniform.

As Mia told SCORE editor Dave in an interview, “There’s a pet store across from the restaurant, and I went to get my dog some food. I have a little Maltipoo, and on my way out, I saw you in your car, and you rolled your window down and looked at me and said, ‘Do I know you?’ And I said, ‘I’m your cashier from the burger restaurant,’ and you basically said, ‘Oh. Okay. Have a great day.’

“I was wearing a very tight top that was backless and very thin and form-fitt...

With the release of her long-awaited debut and her first mega-hot sex scene, smokin’ hot Mia Callista (the Busty Girl Who Works At The Hamburger Joint and was discovered by SCORE staffers) no longer works at the hamburger joint for cheapskates who didn’t recognize her talents and skills and covered her big boobs in an awful uniform. The SCORE staffers are happy but they will also miss Mia–paying someone else for their lunch just isn’t the same.

“I wear a giant polo with a high collar, and I wear an apron over that and a doofy hat that looks like it should have a propeller on top,” Mia said in her video interview. “There’s no way anyone could tell what my body looks like. I wear jeans that are not flattering at all and work shoes.”

Happenstance, fate, destiny, randomness–call it what you ...