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There’s an odd man who makes strange, bizarre devices out of motors, crankshafts, vibrators and dildos, like something from a David Cronenberg movie (Dead Ringers, Videodrome). He calls his enterprise “Ken’s Twisted Mind.” One of his nefarious machines has found its way into Linsey’s lab and she’s not shy about wanting to strap it on or take the credit for inventing it. “The Fuck Machine!,” LDM triumphantly calls it. “I get fucked by my invention,” Linsey announces. The mind boggles. “All I need now is to get naked.” Linsey warms up with a striptease, thankfully removing her bulky clothes. Then she wets the veiny rubber cock with her mouth before turning it on. Noisy bugger, that thing is. It sounds like a broken water pump...

Welcome to hooter hospital. Breast men always wind up here. Wait for the nurse called Linsey. If you’re lucky, she’ll be on call. She’s fuckin’ stacked! “What’s that down your trousers? asks Nurse Linsey upon first glance. “Am I turning you on?” The answer to that question? Is the earth breast-shaped? “I’ve never had sex in a doctor’s office before,” Linsey says, touching her chest. She is looking like a walking wet dream in that nurse’s outfit. But in three minutes, she’s going to take it off and stand there in a white bra, knickers, stockings and heels. She leaves the nurses’ cap on. Since this is an examination room, Linsey decides to give herself a complete breast and pussy-cat exam with all of the doctor’s instruments. Your little problem will have to wait until she’s done...

Chapter 3 is the last segment of SCORE‘s DVD Boobs Ahoy! Boob Cruise 2000 was the fifth and final voyage. Friday, May 5th, 2000 was the last evening of this journey. The following day, everyone disembarked for home or for other ports of call.

The end of anything that is good and pleasurable and gives a boob-man wood is always painted with a coating of sadness. So it is was with the last Boob Cruise. This voyage was more of an experiment since only four seasoned Boob Cruise Girls returned from previous trips: Linsey McKenzie, Casey James, Minka and Dawn Stone. The rest of the girls were sea-virgins. They were all special in their unique, individual ways.

As for the passengers, this Boob Cruise was a reunion in many ways since so many were repeat guests from many countries including Americ...

The following article is a guest essay by former Voluptuous, Leg Sex and 18eighteen magazine editor, Joe Monks. These days, Joe is the publisher of Chanting Monks Press, specializing in horror books and comics.

“My name is Joe Monks and I’ve been invited to drop in for a guest editorial slot back at the old haunt. One of the editors who helps Linsey on LinseysWorld thought it would be cool for some LDM experience stories, and here’s mine.

I met with the big-busted one, after doing a phone interview with her in 1999. I was running Leg Sex magazine and had just come up with some pics for my mag showing off this lady’s underrated ass and gams. I called her cell as she was driving over to John Graham’s studio in London...

This threesome from the DVD Maximum Insertion (sold at eBoobStore) is the second and final hardcore scene with a guy starring SCORE‘s ultimate superstar Linsey Dawn McKenzie.

When a new natural debuts, many veteran boob men praise her as “The Next Linsey Dawn McKenzie.” LDM became the prototype, the role model by which other stacked girls are measured. The bar is set very high. Linsey naturally made it so.

After Linsey’s first boy-girl scene in 2001, Ultimate Linsey, in which she fucked her future husand Terry a few weeks before their wedding, two years passed. Ten months later, they divorced. When in Spain for a series of photo shoots for LinseysWorld.com, Linsey decided to try a second boy-girl, only this time a Czech named Marketa (Busty Euro Maids and many other SCORE DVDs) was added...

An assortment of brassieres have been set up for Linsey’s educated perusal. Early on in life, Linsey became expert in the fitting and purchasing of bras. She knows quality and comfort. Observe how fast Linsey puts on the first two bras she inspects. She first hooks the band in front of her and then slides the bra around her waist to insert her breasts in the cups and place the straps over her shoulders. She tries on a pair of long frilly panties, seems to like them and takes them off so she can rub her carefully trimmed, self-opening pussy. We are treated to some tasty close-ups of Linsey’s long, thick labia and big clitty. In a tour-de-force of applied boobology, Linsey offers to demonstrate how she chooses her bras and she explains the role of the bra in her life...

Have you ever wondered what our busty princess would have done if she had a personal web cam and put on monthly peepshows on LinseysWorld? We have, and we’re sure that many of you have, also. This video is an example, and a hot one at that, of what Linsey would have been like, live on cam and totally in control of the camera. It’s never been seen since the day it was made. Linsey more than surpasses anyone’s daydream of her as an “interactive” fantasy Cam Girl. She operates the camera with her own hands, adjusting its position as she checks herself in a nearby monitor. The wide-angle lens also gives it that homemade web look that people seem to enjoy. The result is one of Linsey’s most up-close and personal videos ever, as well as being one of her horniest...

Linsey has to wake up and get ready for the day. But it’s so difficult to get up. And Linsey was in the middle of a wet dream! Well, before our heroine jumps in the shower, she instinctively rubs one out. No better way to start the day!

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You may think your valuables are safe. Linsey will assure you that they are not. No flat is safe from this cat burglar’s claws. She’d steal the wool ball from a little kitty! It takes a thief to understand a thief so she remains at large, a shady figure known only in the newspapers and to the Larceny Squad as “The Flat Cat.” Boy, did they pick the wrong name! One night, in search of jewels, LDM goes out on the prowl and hits the apartment of some rich dame who’s out at a society fundraiser. It looks like Linsey has found a nice pile of swag in one drawer. And something even more interesting to her in another drawer. Maybe she’ll stick around the place for a while and try it out for size. No one will be home for a few hours and that bed looks very comfortable...

The British tabloids have dogged her since she turned 16 while the rest of the world waited until she turned 18 in order to photograph and publish her pictures. Now the cameras are with tender and fresh Linsey Dawn McKenzie on the morning of her 18th birthday. She parties with oil and silly string in a can. She bathes and showers. She shakes and gyrates in erotic dancing. The video includes behind the scenes footage of Linsey being body painted for the cover of the collector’s edition, December 1996 SCORE magazine, which was Linsey’s North American introduction. Her supple skin makes a unique canvas of flesh in the design of a mock tuxedo.

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Linsey begins this vid by reading a Boob Beat column by Elliot James in January 2004 SCORE magazine about her being newly single. The Brit superbabe and her first hub (who did the horizontal cha-cha with her in Ultimate Linsey) have divorced so she’s back on the solo scene. What to do now? A quick toying is the answer to all female situations! Linsey bounced back later on because nothing keeps her down for long.

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Linsey is so mean, nasty and tough in this, she scares the shit out of us. What a bitch! Linsey is standing in a makeshift cage looking ready for action. She’s dressed like she’s clubbing and has walked into an alley to have a cigarette. Behind her in this weird place are glory holes for guys to put their cocks through. She strips nude down to her heels in record time and talks trash like a nymphomaniac convict. Linsey bangs on the chain-link fence of the cage from the inside with a vibrator and demands sexual attention. She makes her way back to the graffiti-covered wall where two real-looking cock-toys are sticking through the holes. One of them is mouth-level for a kneeling girl and the other is lower. Linsey services both of them orally, licking and sucking the dicks...

Linsey is world famous for her boobs so, of course, her sexy, shapely legs are invariably overlooked. This video aims to correct that oversite. Linsey says as much in the beginning of the vid. The atmosphere has an Edwardian flavor as she luxuriates in her boudoir and does a foot and leg show all ped men will appreciate. Don’t worry. Those fantastic tits and her beautiful cunt are not neglected. She pours oil all over her gorgeous body which makes her skin glisten like a goddess, a busty princess of foot worship.

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